I have NOTHING to write about. No, seriously.
My Htc One X is back and running smooth and that has rendered me useless. I spend my whole day reading crappy romance eBooks, surfing the inter-web and laughing at 9 Gag posts.
I feel useless. I am useless.
The moment I open my laptop my phone feels jealous. I have been neglecting my computer unintentionally, similar to a mother who lavishes her attention on the newly born making the first born feel unnoticed. What do I do? The phone is a compelling and absolutely time wasting device and wasting time is SO much fun!
To add to the atmosphere of laziness, I have no ideas in my head. No amazing memory, no anecdote, not even a god damn relationship fight to cry about. My exams went ok, my life is ok, everything is ok to the point of being boring and mundane. It was Diwali, the Christmas of Hindus and even that went OK. I have finished half a packet of chocolates in a day, sitting on my bed, slouching on chairs with my eyes never leaving the screen.
Feeling the fat accumulating on my waist I forced myself to go for a walk. So, I put on my “walking gear”, jammed my headphones, tied my hair in what appeared to me a sexy pony tail and walked. I walked for twenty minutes, came back home and stretched for five minutes. This twenty five minute exercise made me feel hot and I devoured 5 more chocolates.
Holidays are bad. They spoil routines, they are the destroyers of discipline. Holidays suck.
I received new notification from WordPress informing me that two new wonderful people followed my blog and my reaction to that was not pride but wonder. Why would they follow me? I am eating chocolate and reading mushy crap. I felt guilty. Is this it? Have I used up my creative juices? Juices made me go and drink a whole can of guava juice. Extra calories, extra guilt.
Has this phase of lassitude happened with you people? Please tell me it did. The notification LED on my phone is blinking now. I am drawn to it like a Heroin addict is to a shady seller in the park.
I am a phone zombie.